Date:
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Time: 6:23 PM
1-20 of Chulia's 100 Fake Conquests
............the word fake is very important in this title..... -.- this is a FAKE list NOT a real list -.- i am NOT promiscuous in any way shape or form and my real total conquest of any kind equal zero .... let me repeat that real conquests? zero!! now enjoy =D ps -.- I had help with these.... thanks Iida =D and Bel =D
1. Bob... he was a builder. But :c it was not meant to last... he left me for Wendy.
2. Spongebob...I was very sad things didn't work out with him... but I needed a man.. not a crazy and hyper yellow sponge.. who wears square pants.
3. Orlando Bloom... He ha d it bad for me! 2 bad i am 2 hot 2 handle!! Oh yeah.. tssss (<--- :c i was forced into saying that!!!!!! )
4. You know that guy?? The one in the jeans ad at the bus stop??.....yeah... him.
5. Anakin Skywalker...why do you think he got so cold toward Amidala toward the end there?? Also the real reason he went to the dark side?? ...well I sorta dumped him for -.- Yoda.
6. Yoda...he's so cute!! .............in a short, green, really old, "pea you left in the sun" kind of way.....
7. Curious George .... he sure was curious.
8. Aladdin ...the guy had a flying carpet! What could I say??
9.The Genie from Aladdin..... well....I was there already =.= (<----again I had help with these... please dont assume I go around thinking/doing anything like this!!)
10. Beast from Beauty and the Beast ...well having watched the movie.. I knew what a hottie( -.-) he was under all that fur =D
11.Barney... don't judge me! I'm draw to singing purple things!
12. The Purple Wiggle... turns out he likes girls after all =D ... -.- look its like I said before.. purple+ able to sing = done deal
13. Shrek ... like a younger, bulkier version of Yoda. He's less cute... but I'll settle.
14. Chad Michael Murray.... remember when about 4 years back I started calling myself Mrs. CCM??? o_o I wasn't kidding.
15. Bill Gates... it was DEFINITELY not about the money!!! O_O NOT AT ALL!!
16. Superman... he can fly -.-
17. Batman... I guess I have a thing for heroes...
18. Robin .... the under appreciated.. but better half of Batman.
19. Hulk.... he sure was incredible! XD (<----------- ;c it wasnt my idea i swear!!!)
20. Dimitre ... he was Bel's man... o__o
