Play with the objects and shift them around the blog, according to your own preference.
Objects that can be shifted:
Don't forget to enjoy your stay and leave me a tag ;D
Yours Truly
Hello! You seem to have stumbled upon my desk... I don't mind..not really so long as you keep your hands off of my coffee cup. You see I have a bit of a caffeine addiction and touching my coffee could prove dangerous for your health.
My name is Juulia. If what you read here today doesn't make sense to you, your probably just not cool enough.
Date:
Monday, April 27, 2009
Time: 8:32 AM
The Art of Seduction
What else could I blog about but the fine and delicate science that is... the Art of Seduction. Although many people assume I only have one tip when it comes to seducing men (aka wear low cut tops and show what nature gave you) in truth D : I am a treasure trove of information that has been collection over many many hours of googling and reading teenage girls magazines! So come my young pupils and learn from the master! ... who happens to be single D : ..... alone ...so alone...
Now this lesson on flirting is for the girls not the guys because D : you know... I dont have all that much experience flirting with girls.. that's just not the way I roll *starts singing I Kissed a Girl softly* ... AND I LIKE IT.... ok anyways moving on ... its all in the eyes.
Item 1 - When flirting with a guy lock your vision on your prey and catch their eyes. Look away and look back and smile! If your going for the whole "sex kitten" approach you might want to take this time to let him see you checking him out aka giving him the old up and down and then letting your smile become even wider.
D : Lets face it...most men are full of themselves and while us girls don't really enjoy getting checked out and smiled at in a creepy way... guys dooooo. If your worried you won't be able to master the seductive smile PRACTICE.
Just... make sure your in a private room because generally... if someone catches you smiling at yourself in the mirror they assume your either A. crazy or B. really full of yourself. D : I learned that the hard way...
Item 2- Now if your shy item 2 is going to be a bit hard for you because it calls for physical contact. If your on a date with a guy you like lean in a bit when he talks. Also lightly touch his arm if its on the table to emphasize something when your telling a story. D : DON'T MAKE IT LOOK FAKE! Try practicing with friends who you know won't mind a little innocent flirting. Remember its the fine ART of seduction and just like any art form it takes practice. Try smiling some more while initiating any physical contact.
D : Thats all the flirting tips I'm going to give for now ... try mastering these too before moving onto more complex and seductive (wowo) flirting moves. Just remember that flirting should feel natural and you should try not to think about it to much. Over thinking is much much worse than simply being shy. D : at least being shy can seem cute and innocent!
BONUS- OH OH! if your somewhere crowded you can try talking softly into your crush's ear. Obviously not so softly he can't hear lah but don't you know..shout -.-
Date:
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Time: 8:10 PM
Guilt Post
I have Bloggers Guilt!!
:c But really my lack of interest in blogging springs from the fact that there isn't really anything interesting going on in my life. D :. In fact the most exciting thing to have happened to me recently might have been finding out that my cat drinks out of the toilet when we aren't in the room -.-
Yeah...I am now sorta afraid to touch my kitten :c I mean she basically goes all the way into the toilet! D : In even more "exciting" news I am now bumda da duuuum! taking acting lessons! : D Which is fun cause I slapped a guy... of course maybe I found it fun because I didn't exactly ask him if I could slap him D : I just sorta walked up to him in the scene and erm hit him on the face.
Oh oh! And I found my new favorite royal person. Prince Carl of Sweden! Who looks a whole bunch like Orlando Bloom. D : Like a whole bunch.
Prince Carl of Sweden
and Orlando Bloom... Prince Carl of Sweden's look-a-like.
Seriously the two look a whole bunch alike. D : If they ever make a movie about Prince Carl they should really cast Orlando Bloom , his separated at birth twin, to play the part.
Hmm now lets see...what else can I share with everyone? There isn't much :c Instead I shall leave you with the opening part of my Uni Application cover letter.
"I still remember the day I told my parents I wanted to be a lawyer. I was twelve years old and informed them happily “I'm going to go to Harvard Law School!”. At the time my proclamation was partially driven by love for the 2001 film “Legally Blonde”, but as time passed I began to see exactly how influential law is and how it can shape politics, economics and society as a whole."