Date:
Friday, December 19, 2008
Time: 4:24 AM
Itchy
D : Itch Itch I'm covered in bug bites!! -.- I know I should try to feel compassionate towards all living beings but...its just hard when they drink your blood and then leave you with an itchy itch to itch for days and days.
Since I don't feel like thinking of something cool to write about -.- I'll just rip the list of "Things Women Should Know" off of Kaiwen's blog and give a woman's point of view on the things mentioned.
25 Things That Men Think Women Should Know
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up
put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
bitching about you leaving it down.
.....thats because you've never woken up in the middle of the night to go pee and upon sitting down on the toilet found your bottom IN the toilet instead of ON the toilet. Nope..guys have it much easier..you just stand and aim...or try to aim.2. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
Thats ok : D Sometimes...we don't think about you either.3. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of
the tides. Let it be.
-.- If only Sunday = sports was like the full moon...then it would only happen once a month.4. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think
of it that way.
D : Shopping, while not a legitimate sport, is non the less a good work out. All of the running/walking around works as your cardio and carrying all of your shopping around helps you tone your arms. AND if you do your shopping in high heels your toning the lower part of your body as well. Shop to a healthier you!5. Ask for what you want! Let us be clear on this one: Subtle
hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not
work! Just say it!
=.= ... and guys STILL try to pass themselves off as the smarter sex. At least girls can put 1 and 1 together and get 2.6. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a
calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
Who can remember all dates?? All we ask is that YOU take the effort to write the dates down in YOUR calendar. At least put a reminder on your cellphone. It only takes 2 minutes.7. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
The important word there is ALMOST. Sometimes it takes a little more than yes and no to sort things out.8. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a
doctor.
...generally theres a reason for the 17 month headache that does lie with the person having the headaches..but rather with the person telling you to see a doctor... oh that would be you btw -.- I know your not very good at the "subtle hints"9. Check your oil! Please. You always know when you're out of
food to cook.
That's because you get start throwing a temper tantrum and demand I go to the store.10. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
It's only inadmissible because you can't remember it ... not because it's invalid.11. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We
refuse to answer.
If you wonder why we broke up with you after hearing that. Don't ask us. We seriously will refuse to answer.12. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
It's ok to look...just don't stare at another girls bottom for minutes on end while we're trying to talk to you about something important.13. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want
it done. Not both! If you already know best how to do it, just do
it yourself.
It's not that we don't know HOW to do it but more that we CAN'T due it. =.= Aren't you always the one telling us we're not strong enough to move the bookshelf?? Don't get angry at us when we point out that maybe dragging it and scratching the new wood floor isn't the best idea.14. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
No comment on this one... I can totally relate.15. Christopher Columbus and Marco Polo did not need directions,
and neither do we.
Christopher Columbus was trying to find an alternative route to India ... instead he found America...and lived the rest of his life believing he discovered another route to India...when he actually hadn't... I think directions or some common sense might really have come in handy for him. And technically Marco Polo traveled along pre-existing trade routes established by other traders long before him.16. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first
two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to
your girlfriends.
Would you rather we whine to you?17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a
fruit. And, we have no idea what mauve is.
We know your a little color blind..thats why we go through the trouble of getting you the little color sample cards. That way when its on the wall and you say it looks like baby throw up, we can remind you that you helped pick it out.18. If it itches, it will be scratched.
Aha but does it really have to be scratched in public?19. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act
like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not
worth the hassle.
If you know where lying why do you just say its nothing?? -.- Thats just insensitive and stupid.. no wonder the relationship gets sour after the first 2 months..your not willing to put in any effort20. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine. Really.
Anything? So you don't mind if I wear my Big Bird costume to your company event? : D Great!21. You have enough clothes.
Unless I'm spending your money to buy my clothes...don't worry about it. I'm just buying them because I want to look nice for you.22. You have too many shoes.
Look.. high heels are NOT comfortable. We don't wear them because we LIKE to wear them...we wear them because they make our legs/butts look nicer and we make our legs/butts look nicer because we assume youll be looking23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners (Unless it's Bruce
Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what the
hell they're saying anyway).
all films are foreign to somebody...making all films technically foreign films24. I'm in shape. ROUND is a shape.
Yes round IS a shape...we learned that in kindergarten. It's just not a very good shape for your stomach thats all.25. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
The beer is probobly the reason you got round in the first place..handbags don't make people fat -.- in fact the bigger the hand bag ..the more stuff we put in it...and the heavier it weighs... so when we carry it around we burn more calories. So you see Beer= makes you fat Handbags = keep you fit