=D hehehe ok =.= im hyper .... hmm today I'm going to do a list post. A list of a lot of pick-up lines that should never EVER EVER EVER be used!! (that includes the meat lover pick up line..don't use that please -.-) K here's the list and my replies/comments on some i found on the internet =D


Hey baby whats up? <-- ok so this is just a pet peeve of mine -.- use this and you'll get the cold shoulder

All this could be yours for one low, low price! <--- o____o er..... no thanks? i don't buy cheap merchandise

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. <--- =.=

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. <--- ok i think i just have some sort of rezentment for the world "baby" -.- that and why would anyone want to put hershey's out of business!? they make chocolate!!! when the guy who uses this pick up line on your dumps you where are you going to turn for comfort? hershey's!! basically.. dont mention putting chocolate makers out of business ... period

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist? <---.... =D Sry but us angels don't show up on film

Coffee? Tea? Me? <----- =.= obviously being a coffee addict.. id take the coffee and im pretty sure most ppl wouldnt take whoever this "me" person is

Does my breath smell okay? <--- ...................................... er =.= why are some of these just so strange?

Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize? <--- ok someone really gullible might actually fall for this and say something like " OH! No I don't think so.. but what does it look like?" and then you'd have some explaining to do

Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses? <--- roses sorta HAVE thorns... o_o

Good news, the test results are negative! <--- what test? o_o

Grab them in the butt and ask, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?" <-- thats sexual harassment!!!!

Guy: What's your name? Girl: Danielle Guy: Oh... I thought it was Aphrodite. <-- k this one only works on educated girls.. if you try it on someone who doesn't know who Aprodite was -.- you might have to explain and explain and explain

He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice. <--- =.= do u really want your pick up line to be that u've messed up two marriages?

Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name! <--- this is sexual harassment too!!

Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot? <-- lies! thats a great base for a relationship =.=

Hi. Can I domesticate you? <--- o_o this has sexist undertones i swear it does

I have only three months to live. <-- k thats just low!!!

I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman. <--- er... but the girl in pretty woman was a prostitute!! what exactly would u be implying with this comment!?

If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you. <--- ok that just sounds soooo very very wrong ... this would get you labeled as a pervert

Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.<-- a comment about a shiny forehead is a compliment?

I've been noticing you not noticing me. <-- at least this one is truthful

Man: "Would you like to dance?" Woman:(looks at you up and down) "No thank you." Man: "Sorry, you must've misunderstood me. I said: "you look fat in those pants!" <--- ouch! o_o someone cant take rejection!

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to. <-- this is alot like a comment I made concerning a possible Elmo tattoo

Walk up and say, "Yes?" "What?" "Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night." <--- =.= this person is full of themselves

Haha! ok I'm done =D Remember -.- dont use these... its for your own love lives good!!!