Date: Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Time: 7:43 PM

My blog is a slowly sinking ship :c Ok scratch the slowly ... my blog = submerged under water Poseidon style with passengers and crew on some levels already dead. And much like the movie Poseidon no ones really intresed knowing what happens to the remaining survivors.

Oh well! Time for What in the World Has Juu Been Doing! (if you have no intrested in my private life please exit this blog now following will be a lot of rambeling about a yet undecided topic)

I am now CPR certified again. Woohoo! ... yeah. OH and first aid! Due to my fear of one day bleeding out of a major artery I found the class super uncomforable to take. D : They showed us all these images of blood shooting out of random parts of the human body and I think the dude who was teaching us noticed how uncomfortable I was cause he kept looking at me with this " And that is why IM the doctor to be" any ways he must be sadistic because he lingered on the pictures with the grusomest images prolonging my suffering.

Just in case I wasnt uncomfortable enough during the class, they gave us pamphlets to take home so we can "refresh our memories" .... the graphics in them = even more disturbing then what they gave us in class. Needless to say that pamplet is going to go somewhere I never ever accidentally open it again D :

I pray I never have to use my first aid/CPR skills because really judging from ^ that up there I hardly doubt I'll be of much assistance. No...the situation will probobly unfold like this ...

On day, a young and innocent young woman by the name of Juulia was strolling through the streets of Singapore. As she turns the corner she stops abruptly for in the distance she sees what appears to be a man sprawled out on the side walk! "SHIT" she thinks to herself and tries to run away but unfortunetly for Juulia and luckly (or unluckley depending on how this story turns out) for the man , she just isn't evil enough to leave him to die.

Quickly remembering her training she kneels at the mans side and taps him on the shoulders 'Hello hello!' Upon hearing no response or seeing any signs of life the young girl calls out into the empty street "Help! Someone call 911 I mean 955? no thats not it.... that number...you know! the emergency number!" After taking care of the ABCs of CPR she blows to long breaths into the strangers mouth and traces her middle finger from along the man's.... ok i'm sorry but is it just me or is this sounding like I'm molesting this poor mans body? D :

anyways my point is that in the end id probobly foget to call for proper help and break the guys ribs resulting in his premature death. OR id be performing CPR on a dead person -.-